How to attract viewers to your blog/video

There are many ways to attract readers to your blog/FaceBook/Twitter/YouTube page. Here's a brief list of the many ways you can bring them to you.

1. State that you have some unreleased song by a certain dead artist, such as Elvis.
   
2. Tag a popular TV show or movie on your post/video, such as Family Guy and Inception.
3. PUT SOMETHING IN CAPS! IT'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE AWESOME! (Not Really)
   
4. Promise something fake, such as BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
5. Put a photo of a hot chick that has nothing to do with the video
   
6. Announce you have video of Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan doing random crap.
7. And, of course, claim it's a lost episode of some old TV show.

I'm pulling an Assange here because I've seen several YT poops, most of which use these 7 cliches. And that's about it for 2010. I apologize for not posting up a lot more, but I've been really busy with school and basic boredom, but now that I have a NEW camera, I might as well return to regular blogging, on both YouTube and Blogger.

Happy New Year,
Joel Garcia
2010